Śmietanka Towarzyska

Anna Camp

Candy

Anthony DiMaria

Howard

Armen Garo

Marvin

Bettina Bilger

Gloria Bennett

Blake Lively

Veronica Hayes

Brendan Burke

Joe

Corey Stoll

Ben Dorfman

Courtney C. Clark

Mrs. Rhinebeck's Sister

Craig Walker

Ben's Hood

David Pittu

Roger

Don Stark

Sol

Douglas McGrath

Norman

Edward James Hyland

Bobby's Neighbor

Gabriel Millman

Ben's Hood

Gregg Binkley

Mike

Jeannie Berlin

Rose Dorfman

Jesse Eisenberg

Bobby Dorfman

Jodi Carlisle

Maid

John Doumanian

Bartender

Kaili Vernoff

Fur Lady

Katrine Hoyt

Club Patron (uncredited)

Kelly Rohrbach

(uncredited)

Ken Stott

Marty Dorfman

Kristen Stewart

Vonnie Sybil

Lev Gorn

Eddie

Maurice Sonnenberg

Count Van Goren

Michael Elian

Joe's Kidnapper

Parker Posey

Rad Taylor

Paul Schackman

Al

Paul Schneider

Steve

Raymond Franza

Joe's Kidnapper

Richard Portnow

Walt

Rob Joseph Leonard

Mr. Rhinebeck

Sari Lennick

Evelyn Dorfman

Saul Stein

Ben's Hood

Sebastian Tillinger

Craig Bennett

Shae D'lyn

Carlotta

Sheryl Lee

Karen Stern

Stephen DeRosa

Maître d'

Stephen Kunken

Leonard

Steve Carell

Phil Stern

Steve Rosen

Louis

Steve Routman

School Principal

Todd Weeks

Oscar

Tom Kemp

Man at Bar

Tony Sirico

Vito

William H. Burns

Policeman

Woody Allen

Narrator (voice)