Wielkie kino

Adam Campbell

Peter

Arielle Vandenberg

Cribs Faun

Arturo Gil

Oompa Loompa

Carmen Electra

Mystique

Crispin Glover

Willy

Crista Flanagan

Hermoine

D.J. Dierker

Pirate

Dane Farwell

Albus Dumbledore

Danny Jacobs

Borat / Pirate with Eye Patch

Darrell Hammond

Captain Jack Swallows

David Carradine

Museum Curator

David Lehre

Ashton Kutcher

David Steinberg

Oompa Loompa

Faune Chambers Watkins

Susan

Fred Willard

Aslo

Ginny Jones

Cribs Faun

Gregory Jbara

Mel Gibson

Heather Storm

Aslo's Girl

Héctor Jiménez

Mr. Tumnus

Irina Voronina

Jogging Girl

Jareb Dauplaise

Nacho Libre

Jayma Mays

Lucy

Jennifer Coolidge

White Bitch

Jeremy Rowley

Pirate

Jesse Hughes

Aslo's Camp Band

Jill Latiano

Singing Pirate Girl

Jim Piddock

Magneto

Joe Gieb

Oompa Loompa

Jon Simanton

Oompa Loompa

Joseph S. Griffo

Oompa Loompa

Kal Penn

Edward

Katt Williams

Harry Beaver (voice)

Kenny Yates

Pirate with Heart

Kevin Hart

Silas (uncredited)

Kevin McDonald

Harry Potter

Kevin Thompson

Oompa Loompa

Lauren Conrad

Lauren Conrad

Lindsey Kraft

Rogue

Mark Povinelli

Oompa Loompa

Masha Lund

Pirate Wench

Michael Lee Gogin

Oompa Loompa

Michelle Lang

Bond Girl

Nick Steele

Lead Archer

Olivia Hardt

Cribs Faun

Pancho Moler

Oompa Loompa

Paul Zies

Thug

Rico Rodriguez

Chanchito

Roscoe Lee Browne

Narrator (voice)

Sabi Dorr

Blacksmith

Scott L. Schwartz

Rubeus Hagrid (uncredited)

Tad Hilgenbrink

Cyclops

Taran Killam

Pirate

Tony Cox

Bink

Tyce Diorio

Willy Dance Double

Vince Vieluf

Wolverine

Yousef Abu-Taleb

Daniel

Zee James

Cribs Faun